Confessions of an Expat's Wife
from one country to another,thousands of miles earned, different languages to get by with, cultures and expectations to live with plus millons of photos taken to tell the adventures of my lifeMay 28, 2005
A Wife's Prayer
I came across this prayer in a forum. This is quite an amusing read. I'm sure there are many wives who can relate to this wife's prayer.
Expat Wife's Prayer
Heavenly Father, look down on us your humble obedient expat wives who
are doomed to travel this earth following our loved ones through their
working lives to lands unknown.
We beseech you, oh Lord,
to see that our plane is not hijacked or doesn't crash, our luggage is not lost
or pillaged and our overweight baggage goes unnoticed.
Give us this day divine guidance in our selection of houses, maids and
drivers. We pray that the telephone works, the roof does not leak, the
power cuts are few and the rats and cockroaches even fewer.
Lord, please lead us to good, inexpensive restaurants where wine is
included in the meal and the food does not cause dysentery.
drivers. We pray that the telephone works, the roof does not leak, the
power cuts are few and the rats and cockroaches even fewer.
Lord, please lead us to good, inexpensive restaurants where wine is
included in the meal and the food does not cause dysentery.
Have mercy upon us Lord if it be the latter, make us fleet of foot, to make the loo in time,
and strong of knee in case we have to squat.
Also give us the wisdom to tip correctly in currencies we do not understand.
Make the people love us Lord for who we are and not for what we can
contribute to their worldly goods. Grant us the strength to smile at our maids,
Make the people love us Lord for who we are and not for what we can
contribute to their worldly goods. Grant us the strength to smile at our maids,
even though our most treasured dress resembles a rag or
they take bleach to clean our well-admired Persian rug.
Give us divine patience when we explain for the hundredth time the way
we want things done and Lord if we ever lose our patience and thump
them, have mercy on us for our flesh is weak.
Dear God, protect us from so-called "bargains" we don't need and can't
afford. Lead us not into temptation for we know not what we do.
Almighty Father, keep our husbands from looking at foreign women and
comparing them to us. Save them from making fools of themselves in
nightclubs. Above all, please do not forgive their trespasses for they
know exactly what they do.
And when our expat years are over Lord, grant us the favor of finding
someone who will look at our photographs and listen to our stories, so
our lives as expat wives will not have been in vain.
Amen
they take bleach to clean our well-admired Persian rug.
Give us divine patience when we explain for the hundredth time the way
we want things done and Lord if we ever lose our patience and thump
them, have mercy on us for our flesh is weak.
Dear God, protect us from so-called "bargains" we don't need and can't
afford. Lead us not into temptation for we know not what we do.
Almighty Father, keep our husbands from looking at foreign women and
comparing them to us. Save them from making fools of themselves in
nightclubs. Above all, please do not forgive their trespasses for they
know exactly what they do.
And when our expat years are over Lord, grant us the favor of finding
someone who will look at our photographs and listen to our stories, so
our lives as expat wives will not have been in vain.
Amen
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